Ladies and Gentlemen,
VALENTINE'S DAY IS JUST 8 DAYS AWAY!
Now there are some like me who really don't give a fuck. And it's not out of cynicism, or envy because we're single. It's just the simple fact that we feel that if you need a person to create a special day to tell that special someone, "I love you", then you're just perpetraiting a fraud.
That doesn't change the fact that many will be getting laid on that day, and just because you're single, there's no reason for you not to be getting some yourself . Because while you may not be in love, I'm sure you are in lust with somebody. So why don't you give a gift to that person who makes your particular organ for sex crave a physical connection.
And the perfect gift for that is Advice Diva Robbyne Kaamil's FUCK ME Teddy Bear.
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